Not Quite Perfect

I can’t believe I met the perfect man ...

On the way to my mother’s wedding, I met the most amazing man—his love of Faulkner notwithstanding. Professor David Carstairs was funny, intelligent, and had the sexiest hands I’d ever seen. 

A conversation on the ferry about classic American literature led to a romantic dinner later that night … which led to dessert at his house afterward. I’d never done anything like that before, but I knew what we had was something special. 

But everything came crashing down the next day. Because my supposedly perfect professor? His dad just married my mom, and now he’s my stepbrother! 

Thanksgiving dinner just got a whole lot more complicated.

I’ve finally found the perfect woman ...

On the way to my father’s wedding to yet another gold digger, I met the perfect woman—her hatred of Faulkner notwithstanding. Victoria Witherspoon was kind, witty, and had the most kissable lips I’d ever seen. 

We spent the day together, and then stayed up all night exploring each other’s bodies. I don’t date, but for someone as perfect as Victoria, I was ready to make an exception. 

If only her mom hadn’t just married my dad, putting the object of all my lustful fantasies firmly in the “off limits” category. 

And I thought the holidays were awkward before.

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Coming Summer 2018